Smokin’ Dopin’ LL COOL J

[Verse 1]
Yeah
Smokin', dopin', keep your ears open
Put me on the flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in
Twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at
And have em even sayin', "How could someone say that?
They're as good as the man who just saw
{*scratched "Cool J"*} Please give me some more
Of those hoopin', scoopin', rhymes you be troopin'"
If you don't know the new dance, Patty Duke 'n
Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers
I'm snatchin' airplay from all you AIDS catchin' singers
It's a special delivery on your front step
My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect
Cause, I love to lay down joints for the playground
And have you O.D.ing saying, "Y'know, J sound righteous
The brother did what he had to"
I didn't talk about this, so I had you
Sleepin', breathin' sayin', "Yo, he ain't keepin'
His promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend"
But here it is, the jam of all jams
And from this day forth, MC's are gettin' slammed
With the

[Chorus]
Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh
Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh
Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh
Uhh, aww yeah!