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Christmas In July - Stephen Colbert
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Christmas In July Stephen Colbert

Christmas In July - Stephen Colbert
[Intro]
This week, you and me,
we will witness history
as the RNC crowns their orange manatee

[Verse 1]
We'll see wacky hats, crazy ties
worn by thousands of white guys,
An entire airplane hangar
filled with Donald Trump's ex-wives.
We'll see Newt, Ron, and Rand
maybe members of the Klan
But no Muslims or Latinos
cause I think they've all been banned!

[Chorus]
It will be crazy, you can't deny
It's like Christmas in July

...in Cleveland!

[Verse 2]
To the Quicken Loans Arena
It's the finest place you've seen-a
It can nearly fit each person
fired by Carly Fiorina
It's The Q, but let's be clear
Q doesn't stand for "queer"
though it really doesn't matter,
there aren't many of them here
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