There Is Nothin’ Like a Dame Reel Big Fish

We've got sunlight on the sand
We've got moonlight on the sea
We've got mangos and bananas you can pick right off the tree
We've got volleyball and ping pong and a lot of dandy games
What don't we got? We don't got dames

We get packages from home
We get movies, we get shows
We get speeches from our skippers
And advice from Tokeo
WWe get letters doused with perfume, we get dizzy from the smell
What don't we get? you know darn well

We got nothing to put on a clean white suit for 'no clean white suit'
What we need there is no substitue for 'no substitute at all'

There is nothing like a dame nothing in the world
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame

We get restless, we feel blue, we feel lonely and in grief
We feel every kind of feeling but the feeling of relief
Well if your hungry as a wolf felt when he met red riding hood
What don't we feel, we don't feel good

Lots of things in life are beautiful but brothers 'oh my brother'
There is one particular thing that is nothing whatsoever in any shape or form like any other 'and i like that shape... of thing'