The Doctor Four Bitchin' Babes

I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Hon, you look older than me and I'm eighty-one
You're falling apart and not living right"

I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Wow, you've got to stop hanging out
With that old in crowd
Living's a battle and you're losing the fight"

I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Oh boy, your body's a temple, it's not a toy
Fill up this here paper cup and give it to the nurse
Don't spill it now"

I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Friend, this should be the middle
But it could be the end
You better get better or you're gonna get worse"

Oh, I went to the doctor. Yes I did
Oh, I went to the doctor

I went to the doctor and the doctor said
"Her, we got back the x-ray everything's a blur
But it's all positive, that's what every single test shows"