My Idea YACHT

On the sidewalk
Watching dogs walk
Me and them commiserated

Getting unwound
At a discount
Rubber-banded meditating

Huffing paint fumes
In a costume
Down the upward escalator

Digging up shrooms
For the boardroom
Stealing corporate erasers

I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
I’ve gotta rehearse my idea
All my ideas

Everybody with a pulse
Is chewing on my head of course
And everyone who’s not around
Was eaten by the background
Feed me to the background!