Sleep Lagwagon

[Verse 1]
Hi it's me, I'm bored again
All is well, I'm not insane
I've been drunk for seven days
Everything is fine

[Verse 2]
I made some friends and broke the ice
Then I ate some bread and cheese
Gained some weight to keep me warm
Everything's okay

[Chorus]
It's me, delivering psychosis
Over the phone to you
I've colored your world blue
Ten thousand miles from you
I'm sinking all alone
Treading new waters
Where is my buoy?

[Verse 3]
The van smells like a dirty sock
Everyone has got the flu
I'd rather be just sick of you
I'd rather be asleep (Come on!)