Pizza Attila

[Intro]
(One, two, three, four)
You know what you are?
A pizza poser, fuck you
I've never seen you eat a slice
To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life
(Pizza is my life)

[Verse]
Thin crust, deep dish, double pepperoni
Elios-stuffed crust, no anchovies
Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like
Put it in the oven, we can order delivery
I don't care, I'm not very picky
Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
Cut it into eight squares or triangles
All I really want is pizza in me

[Solo]
Pizza is the greatest food on Earth
Oh shit

[Breakdown]
I got drunk with Papa John
He snorted cocaine with his apron on
He got too fucked up for delivery
It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free
Oh!
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