Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts Hot Dad

I was taking your girlfriend to Laser Beach
Sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple D's (tits)
She said "I'm so glad that you brought me here today"
My huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play

So we walked and we walked 'cause we needed a bed
For 8 million, 269 thousand miles
Did you notice I said "69"
Like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals?
And you won't fucking believe what comes next
No, it's not me, I didn't come yet

We get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard
In a totally unrelated note he's eating a Snickers bar
He looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard
A bunch of fucking lasers shoot out of his fucking arms

He says "Hey loser, is that your girl?
I'm totally prepared to rock her world
By rock her world, I definitely mean fuck
I'm gonna fuck your girl with my veiny, meaty cock"

So I look at his cock, and it's smaller than mine
I realize that I can fuck at any place and time
I'm optimistic, I'm filled with fuckin' hope
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