Literal Monster Team StarKid (Ft. Bryce Charles, Corey Dorris, Curt Mega, Joey Richter, Jon Matteson, Kim Whalen, Lauren Lopez & Will Branner)

[ENSEMBLE]
Huh

[PETE]
He's got the hallway on lock
His fists are always half-cocked
He's got me hiding in my locker

[PJ]
He's got the face of a saint
That post-pubescent strength
The hottest girl, yeah, he knocked her

[RICHIE]
You have a girl, he'll seduce her

[RUTH]
You're not him, you're a loser

[PETE]
It's best to drop and play dead
Place your hands on your neck
Call the feds, lock the thread
He's straight ahead

[ENSEMBLE]
You better leave your hopes bеhind
No one's gonna stop him
You better hopе he's outta sight
Or you're doomed to be a victim
You won't defeat his kind
Never look in the eye
He's a literal monster