Sleep Tape for Egomaniacs Vol 1 Value Select (Ft. 10cc)

Hello. I'm Richard Roses, and I'm here to help you relax.

You've been stressed out about your day-to-day and traditional sleep techniques, like drinking yourself into a coma or softly sobbing yourself into a coma just aren't cutting it any more.

You need answers.

You need results.

You need Richard Roses' Ego-Boost Sleep Technique, made by me, for me.

If my tape contained the nonstop creative dragon of ambitious ideas that is my own mind, it can certainly handle yours.

Before bed, play the following guided meditation - the same one I listen to every night - and be prepared to get that good night's rest you deserve.

Let's begin.

Hello, Richard. You're looking handsome tonight.

Please, lay down if you haven't already. It's been a full day, and it's now time for you to go to sleep.

(It's because...)

I would ask you to clear your mind, and to be in the present, and to focus on yourself. But the present often doesn't know how great we really are. The present often gives us less than we deserve.

Sometimes, the present has our record label cancel our album mid-production and makes our wife leave us for another less talented and dynamic man.