Tip Your Way The Felice Brothers

[Verse 1]
Tip the maid a dollar and a half
Tip the waitress, feed her cocaine habit
Tip the man with the gun
Tip at least everyone
Tip your way into heaven's gate
Tip the grocery girl if you want
Tip the religious man on the yacht
Tip the women who wait on the white magistrate
Tip your way into heaven's gate

[Verse 2]
Tip the butler, tip the boy at the bar
Tip the one in the feathers and tar
Tip the fool in the aisle, tip the most ugly child
Tip your way into heaven's gate
Tip the corner bum everyday
Tip the New York whore in the sleigh
Tip the carousel girl, tip the monkey in curls
Tip your way into heaven's gate
Tip the girls embroidered in red
Tip the cannons that blew off her head
Tip the firing ships and the banners they rip
Tip your way into heaven's gate

[Verse 3]
Tip the bride a knife in the back
Tip your Long Island lawyer in black
Tip the saint on the phone, he's a long way from home
Tip your way into heaven's gate
Tip the cavalry officer's son
Tip the streetcar children that run
Tip the man with the sickle, tip him a nickel
Tip your way into heaven's gate
Tip the drummer boy in the fog
Tip the children who pet the wolf dog
Tip me a ring if you like how I sing
Tip your way into heaven's gate