[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
WOLVERINE!
VERSUS!
FREDDY KREUGER!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Freddy Krueger]
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you
3, 4, better lock your-lock your-lock your-lock your
Welcome to primetime, bitch, better stay awake like a meth head
Spread red on your bed spread ’til you're lying there on your deathbed
You got a healing factor? I got a kill-bitches-on-the-ceiling factor!
Under that mask, you're a singer/actor, under my skin, I’m a slasher/slasher
Bitch! I come from Wes Craven's twisted mind
You come from comic books that kids get when they're well behaved at Christmas time!
Flock of Seagulls called! They want their hairstyle returned
And that wasn't even my main diss, it was just a side-burn!
[Verse 2: Wolverine]
Nice glove, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw's like a strap-on: there's a pussy underneath
Don't sleep? That’s all you got for me? Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass, you got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street!
You wanna talk about burns, Mac?
The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack
Wrapped in a Where’s Waldo sweater
Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better!
So step into my catnap! See if you can hack that! Better hang on to your wack hat
'Cause your worst nightmare ain't Hugh Jack shit compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks!
I’m the adamantium champion X-Man
You'll only ever be half of Edward Scissorhands!
So don't get me more pissed, chump
I'll take your whole franchise out with a fist bump!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
WOLVERINE!
VERSUS!
FREDDY KREUGER!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Freddy Krueger]
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you
3, 4, better lock your-lock your-lock your-lock your
Welcome to primetime, bitch, better stay awake like a meth head
Spread red on your bed spread ’til you're lying there on your deathbed
You got a healing factor? I got a kill-bitches-on-the-ceiling factor!
Under that mask, you're a singer/actor, under my skin, I’m a slasher/slasher
Bitch! I come from Wes Craven's twisted mind
You come from comic books that kids get when they're well behaved at Christmas time!
Flock of Seagulls called! They want their hairstyle returned
And that wasn't even my main diss, it was just a side-burn!
[Verse 2: Wolverine]
Nice glove, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw's like a strap-on: there's a pussy underneath
Don't sleep? That’s all you got for me? Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
I been to hell and back and whooped Satan’s ass, you got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street!
You wanna talk about burns, Mac?
The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack
Wrapped in a Where’s Waldo sweater
Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better!
So step into my catnap! See if you can hack that! Better hang on to your wack hat
'Cause your worst nightmare ain't Hugh Jack shit compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks!
I’m the adamantium champion X-Man
You'll only ever be half of Edward Scissorhands!
So don't get me more pissed, chump
I'll take your whole franchise out with a fist bump!
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