You’ve Earned the Right to Be a Dick Sparks

You have earned the right to be a dick

You’ve earned the right to be a dick
We see you standing there and gaze in awe
While in our daily lives we scratch and claw
You’ve earned the right to be a dick

You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You have the right to be imperious
Dismissive and intensely serious
You’ve earned the right to be a dick

We all wish that that we could be like you are
We all wish that that we could be like you are

Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick

You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You treat the people who you meet with scorn
Who wish to God that they were never born
You’ve earned the right to be a dick

You’ve earned the right to be a dick
You have excelled at everything you do
While all the rest of us have muddled through
You’ve earned the right to be a dick