Gangster Of Love Yelawolf (Ft. CyHi)

[Intro]
Calling all cars, calling all cars
There is a gangster on the loose
He is very heavily armed and legged
And considered extremely dangerous
If you should happen to see him on your way home
Do not attempt to apprehend
I repeat, do not attempt to apprehend
Simply say "it's cool"

[Verse 1: Yelawolf]
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
And tell these muthafuckers why I got signed?
'Cause I’m on the verge of slapping one of these white boys
Out here tryna imitate my grind
And if you feel offended when I say that
Fuck you, say something back
What do I gotta lose?
I’m already the underdog
Why wouldn’t I give you the opportunity to rap?
Fuckboy
I’m harder than your momma’s fuck toy
And she’s still bitching
I’m sicker than a chicken sitting in shit
Sticking itself with a syringe in a Japanese kitchen
Get some
I got the kinky bitch, get crumbs
Yeah, here the Shady clique come
They say I’m a dickhead, well it fits, why?
'Cause I'mma fuck this pussy ass game up till she gets numb
Any of many styles that I pick from
Fuck it, just give me kick drums
'Cause Yelawolf ain't a rapper
I’m a cataclysmic, culturally offensive, don’t-give-a-shit bum
It's done, so put ya money on a ‘Bama boy
20 West of Atlanta boy
You wanna ride in my lane
Prepare for the 18 wheeler winds
Get a grip on the bicycle handlebars