So, uh, I've always wanted a Euro car, right? 'Cause you know they're just better than American cars. American cars are so heavy and they rarely have a manual option. But Euro whips bro... they're so sick. Last week I bought a Jetta with a stick and a 1.9 TDI engine, which is totally Euro, but the US model is totally main bruh. I wish we got the Euro model, I mean, it was built in Mexico but I like to pretend some dude in Volkswagen Germany built mine, you know what I mean? I totally had to slam it immediately and put some Bentely wheels on it just to be edgy and unique. Also I bought Euro bumpers and fake Euro plates that spell "milf hunter", so the ladies know what's up, haha. I wish I knew magic bro, I just wanna be Euro. My dream is to hit the Nürburgring in my slam Volkswagen and teach everyone who's boss. I know that track so well man I always race on when playing Grand Turismo with the buddies from the Jetta forums.
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