[Intro: JT Music]
Attention people please be seated
In a moment the keynote will begin
Buckle up, cause we're gonna launch
Here he comes, he'll be here, sing along
[Verse 1: JT Music]
Give it up for Elon Musk
Sci-Fi's about to get real on us
Who needs god? In Elon we've got trust
Pays himself minimum wage, he don't need the bucks
Start your car with the fob, keys are bust
Want something larger? You should see our truck
But if you're bored, there's more than four wheels on Musk
Hop on his rocket if you wanna feel the Elon thrust!
Blood sweat and tears, call that Elon's musk
Let's carve a marble sculpture of Elon's bust
More of a model entrepreneur than Steve Jobs, plus
Self-taught in rocket science far beyond us
Forget the energy crisis he can recharge us
Make it sustainable, one day we all must
He's on a star trek, Scotty beam on up
But what's the deal with Neil Armstrong? He lost touch
"Commercialize space? What a terrible thing!
Space Exploration is America's thing!"
But he's advancing humanity for when our planet is long gone
Sorry, your argument has weak legs Armstrong
Musk is the future, you know it's true
You'll never bring him down, he's so over the moon
Real talk, what Planet is Neil on?
No clue, but you can thank Elon
Attention people please be seated
In a moment the keynote will begin
Buckle up, cause we're gonna launch
Here he comes, he'll be here, sing along
[Verse 1: JT Music]
Give it up for Elon Musk
Sci-Fi's about to get real on us
Who needs god? In Elon we've got trust
Pays himself minimum wage, he don't need the bucks
Start your car with the fob, keys are bust
Want something larger? You should see our truck
But if you're bored, there's more than four wheels on Musk
Hop on his rocket if you wanna feel the Elon thrust!
Blood sweat and tears, call that Elon's musk
Let's carve a marble sculpture of Elon's bust
More of a model entrepreneur than Steve Jobs, plus
Self-taught in rocket science far beyond us
Forget the energy crisis he can recharge us
Make it sustainable, one day we all must
He's on a star trek, Scotty beam on up
But what's the deal with Neil Armstrong? He lost touch
"Commercialize space? What a terrible thing!
Space Exploration is America's thing!"
But he's advancing humanity for when our planet is long gone
Sorry, your argument has weak legs Armstrong
Musk is the future, you know it's true
You'll never bring him down, he's so over the moon
Real talk, what Planet is Neil on?
No clue, but you can thank Elon
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