Stinky Dinky RuPaul (Ft. Fred Schneider)

[Spoken Intro: LaWanda Page and RuPaul]
I went to the, uh, travel bureau agency to, you know, uh, make my reservation... and I smelled that cigarette smoke when I walked in and I said "God dammit, can't stand it, can't stand it..."
And I said: "Hey, is it somebody smoking in here?"
A girl said: "Yes, we all smoke"
As I wonder: "Do you have a cigarette?"
And oh boy, she jumped down my throat: "No! No! No! Don't give her no cigarette"
And I had to curse her out, but I got that cigarette
But you know how it is, it's hard, it's hard to quit, but I'm doing real good. I only smoked two today
That's good

[Spoken: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
The future belongs to those who can smell it coming
What's she talking about
Stinky Dinky
Say what?

[Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider]
Stank
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Stank
What you mean?
Stinky Dinky
I do?
Stank
Uh-oh, uh-oh