Very Super Famous Jon Lajoie (Ft. MC Vagina)

[Intro]
Aw yeah, drop the beats
In the planet of Earth, I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am
Because...

[Hook]
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (Bitch!)
I am very super famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super famous, super famous, super famous (Bitch!)
I am very super famous, you are not, so you are shit

[Verse 1]
All around the world, people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North, south, east, west to east
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans
In the France language, girls say, "Montre moi tes genitals"
Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know
What they're talking 'bout cause I don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not small
I led the vaginist revolution in Russia
They call me the cockodile hunter in Australia
Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises, I don't, I do chicks
In Iraq they found WMD's, women on my dick
I'm Osama Bin Semen, the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11 I took down two chicks
And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched "Loose For Change," the pornspiracy video
German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany
I raised my rod in Egypt, then I split the Red Sea
By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight
In England girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do, but I still make sure to wear a condom
Cause my sperm's so famous, it could make you pregnant in your bum