Date Myself Your Favorite Martian

[Intro]
You ever feel like you're dating the same type of person over and over again?

[Chorus]
She said she's not really into me (Nope)
She said we ain't got no chemistry (What?)
She said she's already sick of me (Aw)
Oh well, well, well, well, well, well

[Verse 1]
I'm getting sick and tired of the first dates
I'm doing my best but they just go South (Damn!)
I never should've tried in the first place
I should've just stayed back at my housе
It feels like a damn job interview
I gotta imprеss her with who I am
Plus I gotta pay for the dinner too
Why does it feel like I just got scammed? (Aww!)
I'm not that impressive, I'm way below average
I live with my grandma, my bank's overdrafted
My band's gonna make it, one day it'll happen
So why do I do it? I hate all this madness (grr!)
I feel like I could be a perfect mate but it's useless
Whenever I ask for a second date, they always make excuses
Come on