Deep, Deep Trouble The Simpsons

[Intro]
Bart!
Go to your room
Yeah, right
Well, you're damned if you do
(What are we talking about?)
Well, you're damned if you do
(Where's your sense of humor?)
Well, you're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
Bart!

[Verse 1: Bart, Homer]
Let me start at the start, then take it away
My name is Simpson, Bartholemew J
That's Bart, with an art, and a capital B
Then Simp, plus S-O-N, that's me
Introductions aside, let's move right along
You can all sing along at the sound of the gong
Once upon a time, about a week ago
All of a sudden, trouble started to grow
Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin'
S'posed to get up now, but I was refusin'
To let reality become an intrusion
'Cause in dreamy-dream land, I was cruisin'
But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept buzzin'
Gave the radio a throw, and heard an explosion, (Homer: D'oh!)
Opened up my eyes, and to my surprise
There stood Homer, and his temperature risin'
I was chillin', he was yellin'
Face all distorted, 'cause he was propellin'
It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone
The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone
I said "I'm real sorry" but that didn't cut it
I started to protest, but Dad said Shut it
Get up, mow the lawn, move it, on the double
'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep trouble