It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway Brad Paisley

[Verse 1]
Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor
They're just tiny little rumors
That I started 'cause I'm looking' out for you
Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous
And I'm sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies I told were true

[Verse 2]
Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man
And the doctor you were dating' that you hide your wedding band
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doing' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway

[Verse 3]
Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doing'
All the crazy things I'm doing'
Is because I really care about you girl
And I'll admit I go a little farther
Then I know I probably ought
But it's all because I need you in my world

[Verse 4]
Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail
And the salesman you were seeing' you hang out at cheap motels
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
You really ought to thank me, I was doing' you a favor
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway