[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
MINECRAFT
VS
FORTNITE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Steve]
What's this? I see a new foe has entered my realm; better switch it to hardcore
Spit fire like a blast furnace quick and with bars galore from spawn to encore
I go fast when I rap, that's facts, I'm like redstone and gold on the tracks
Try to dance out of this one, you can't! I'm fully enchanted and on the attack
Diamond sword to the sky, and I won't shy away from a strike when a monster is in place
Especially when necessity dictates that I hit a dick straight in their dastardly shit face
Best builder on the PC homie, EZ, won't be topped, I'm too OP
What's a Ninja with ADHD and an SMG gonna do to the OG?
I get crunk when I dunk on punks with an uglier art style than Friday Night Funkin
I know you like to take dives, so you might as well get it over with so I can keep on spelunkin'
You keep cranking out chapters and seasons and sellout endorsements, what a shit fest
You'd be at rigor mortis without your fortieth Rick and Morty crossover just to retain some fucking interest
[Verse 2: Jonesy]
Droppin' in, I don't need no skin cause I'm just Jonesin' for a brawl
Poppin' Slurp Juice for the win; fast-paced action while your shit's just a crawl
So listen closely you fucking phony, I'm Jonesy, all the ladies wanna blow me!
Keep spitting baloney while I build a staircase just to show that your ass is below me (Holy)
You wanna talk about my chapters? Geez! How about that DLC?
It's just slop and shit, no proper fits, dookie came straight from the Flush Factory
Blast a blocky bitch with lead from my AR for even thinking they can step on my radar
With how your devs strayed far and your days are numbered when you meet my friend the Renegade Raider
I got a rocket launcher just to make your boots quake, scatter your square limbs across Loot Lake
So you better stop rapping if only for your sake, cause your whack-ass bars are making my head shake
I love the coloreds and the queers, check the list of my reps, there's a skin for everybody here
Go ahead, try to slay me, but it's quite clear there's a reason I won Game of the Year
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
MINECRAFT
VS
FORTNITE
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Steve]
What's this? I see a new foe has entered my realm; better switch it to hardcore
Spit fire like a blast furnace quick and with bars galore from spawn to encore
I go fast when I rap, that's facts, I'm like redstone and gold on the tracks
Try to dance out of this one, you can't! I'm fully enchanted and on the attack
Diamond sword to the sky, and I won't shy away from a strike when a monster is in place
Especially when necessity dictates that I hit a dick straight in their dastardly shit face
Best builder on the PC homie, EZ, won't be topped, I'm too OP
What's a Ninja with ADHD and an SMG gonna do to the OG?
I get crunk when I dunk on punks with an uglier art style than Friday Night Funkin
I know you like to take dives, so you might as well get it over with so I can keep on spelunkin'
You keep cranking out chapters and seasons and sellout endorsements, what a shit fest
You'd be at rigor mortis without your fortieth Rick and Morty crossover just to retain some fucking interest
[Verse 2: Jonesy]
Droppin' in, I don't need no skin cause I'm just Jonesin' for a brawl
Poppin' Slurp Juice for the win; fast-paced action while your shit's just a crawl
So listen closely you fucking phony, I'm Jonesy, all the ladies wanna blow me!
Keep spitting baloney while I build a staircase just to show that your ass is below me (Holy)
You wanna talk about my chapters? Geez! How about that DLC?
It's just slop and shit, no proper fits, dookie came straight from the Flush Factory
Blast a blocky bitch with lead from my AR for even thinking they can step on my radar
With how your devs strayed far and your days are numbered when you meet my friend the Renegade Raider
I got a rocket launcher just to make your boots quake, scatter your square limbs across Loot Lake
So you better stop rapping if only for your sake, cause your whack-ass bars are making my head shake
I love the coloreds and the queers, check the list of my reps, there's a skin for everybody here
Go ahead, try to slay me, but it's quite clear there's a reason I won Game of the Year
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