Crossdresser Uncle Outrage

I don't want to dress in girls' clothes 'cause I'm a boy
Why do you make me dress in girls' clothes?
I'm a boy and should dress in boys' clothes
Transvestite, transvestite
You're not girls, you are guys
All the boys are dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys
I don't see the point of this
Why is this considered fun

I like tiny dogs
And I like it when you fall
I like tiny dogs
Stick them in the wall
I hate you all, I hate you all!
I hate you all, I hate you all!

Where'd you learn to walk in heels?
Dressing wrong, is that appealing?
Do I understand it?
No!
Do I understand it?
No

No!
No!
No!
No!