[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
KAEDE AKAMATSU
VS
SAYORI
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Sayori & The Announcer ]
Ummm, excuse me, it's not Say-ori What?
It's Sa-yo-ri, I'M SORRY, don't worry!
But matching a talented writer against a piano freak?
I sold my free game and made millions the first week!
It's true I ain't through with MC and I'm trying to confess
But you're one MC I'm not fucking with! Unless..?
Took a look at your games and I don't mean to be dramatic
But minors killing each other? That's problematic!
The difference between us two is that I don't kill people
I may scare them near death, but murder is just pure evil!
Of course they'll pin crimes onto you when they discuss
You go around hopping on vents bitch, and that's kinda sus!
If you don't like mе, well you can come and sue mе
But at the end of the day, you're faker than Tsumugi
Your playing's bad that I'm not surprised when
You go "game/script-ch5.rpy", line 310
[Verse 2: Kaede]
I'm the Ultimate Pianist, yeah I'll be on beat
Even if you're feeling down, you can't sleep on me!
Just think of how your parents will feel without their daughter
You’re depressed? Dude, just take walks and drink water!
You were so boring your bestie left thee hanging by a thread
Is it My Immortal or your poems that I've read?
"Deeper and deeper my fingers go." I don't get what's being said…
You scream "get out of my head," but at least I get more head!
I asked your club president and even she agrees
That you sound like you're used to getting killed by MCs!
Wait, the MC didn't do that now that I mention…
Maybe I'm like your players: No reading comprehension
Your bars sound like your game's music: Pathetic
I'll cut you up like Yuri's wrists, fuck your depressed aesthetic
By now you should have pushed aside the chair
So I'll gently open the door and- oh you're still there
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
KAEDE AKAMATSU
VS
SAYORI
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Sayori & The Announcer ]
Ummm, excuse me, it's not Say-ori What?
It's Sa-yo-ri, I'M SORRY, don't worry!
But matching a talented writer against a piano freak?
I sold my free game and made millions the first week!
It's true I ain't through with MC and I'm trying to confess
But you're one MC I'm not fucking with! Unless..?
Took a look at your games and I don't mean to be dramatic
But minors killing each other? That's problematic!
The difference between us two is that I don't kill people
I may scare them near death, but murder is just pure evil!
Of course they'll pin crimes onto you when they discuss
You go around hopping on vents bitch, and that's kinda sus!
If you don't like mе, well you can come and sue mе
But at the end of the day, you're faker than Tsumugi
Your playing's bad that I'm not surprised when
You go "game/script-ch5.rpy", line 310
[Verse 2: Kaede]
I'm the Ultimate Pianist, yeah I'll be on beat
Even if you're feeling down, you can't sleep on me!
Just think of how your parents will feel without their daughter
You’re depressed? Dude, just take walks and drink water!
You were so boring your bestie left thee hanging by a thread
Is it My Immortal or your poems that I've read?
"Deeper and deeper my fingers go." I don't get what's being said…
You scream "get out of my head," but at least I get more head!
I asked your club president and even she agrees
That you sound like you're used to getting killed by MCs!
Wait, the MC didn't do that now that I mention…
Maybe I'm like your players: No reading comprehension
Your bars sound like your game's music: Pathetic
I'll cut you up like Yuri's wrists, fuck your depressed aesthetic
By now you should have pushed aside the chair
So I'll gently open the door and- oh you're still there
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