Let’s Get Funky Sparks

[Intro]
Yeah!

[Verse 1]
She arrived on a Greyhound bus
And she was young and so lean
And she smelled like a small-town church
But she looked like a queen

[Verse 2]
And I walked up and asked her name
And she gave me a stare
So I said, "Will you marry me?"
She just brushed at her hair

[Interlude 1]
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
She looked hungry, I knew I was
So she ate lunch with me
Then she held out a greasy hand
Rubbed the grease on my knee

[Interlude 2]
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah