Farley Adam Sandler

[Intro]
Alright guys we're gonna do this one
This is a very special song I hope you like it it means a lot to us
Here we go

[Verse 1]
The first time I saw him he was sweeter than shit
Plaid jacket and belt too tight, he wasn't even doing a bit
Then he cartwheeled around the room and slow-danced with the cleaning lady
He was an one man party
You know I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about my friend Chris Farley

[Verse 2]
On a Saturday Night my man would always deliver
Whether he was the Bumblebee Girl or livin' in a van down by the river
He loved the Bears and Ditka, danced at Chippendale's with Swayze
When they replaced his coffee with Folgers he went fuckin' crazy
The sexiest Gap Girl and Meatloaf in the band
Without him there'd be no Lunch Lady in Lunch Lady Land
You know I'm thinkin' about, I'm thinkin' about my boy Chris Farley

[Verse 3]
After a show he'd drink a quart of Jack Daniels then stick the bottle right up his ass
But hungover as hell that Catholic boy always showed up to morning mass
We'd tell him "Slow down, you'll end up like Belushi and Candy"
He said "Those guys are my heroes, that's all fine and dandy"
I ain't making that shit up, that's the truth about my boy Chris Farley