Christmas Haters Colleen Ballinger

[Spoken]
Recently I've noticed that there's a lot of anger in the world on the internet
Which is understandable
There's a lot of things to be angry about in our world today
We've got things like wars, death, hate
But that's not why people are mad
They're mad because
I decorated for Christmas too early for their liking

[Intro]
People are really mad at me cause I put up my Christmas tree
Yes, it's November first, but I want Santa to come early
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but people seem to disagree
And by disagree, I mean they are really, really, really f***ing pissed at me

[Spoken]
Seriously, they're so mad
Let me show you

[Verse 1 & (Spoken)]
I recently posted a photo
Of my nutcracker king
"I hate you, you decorute do early"
"You are do annoying"
What do you think of my hairband?
It makes me look like an elf
"Disrespect for our soldiers and Thanksgiving"
"Go smack yourself"
I put up lots of twinkle lights
And if filled my heart with glee
"So, you plan to eat Thanksgiving"
"By your Christmas tree?" Yes, bitch