Ding-a-ling-a-ring-a-ling Busdriver

[Hook: Sufjan Stevens & Busdriver]
Ding-a-ling-a-ling (yeah, yeah)
Ding-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling-a-ring-a-ling
Christmas time
Ding-a-ling-a-ling (oh, god)
Ding-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-a-ling-a-ring-a-ling
Yeah, I'm up for a cup of egg nog
And we got a pocket full of bullets
Real talk
(Merry something!)

[Verse 1: Busdriver]
It’s about that time of the year to sit on an unforgettable lap
Lash your ass [?] my sexual act
Now my quips [?] involves dipping right-wingers in a chemical vat
Santa read my miserable scratch, let me pull diamonds from your intestinal track
Ah (I) am heading to mega ball, head like a tetherball, [?] Kris Kringle (what?)
But everybody looking for the motherfucking Lego with a [?]
When I found out [?] armoured truck
Crystals, wine and drug busts
[?] mall security got rid of Santa due to budget cuts
Man, enough's enough
I mean you can't put a price on a Jesus [?]
Nor the Genie, I’m eating spaghetti not tortolini
Because I [?] with numbers
My [?] all black [?] and orange beenie
What sort of meanie would bring a box cutter to my Christmas