Pimpology Too $hort
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[Intro:]
Pretty Tony: That nigga wanted the honey, all we wants is the money
Y'know, all bitches are the same, just like my hoes. I keep em' broke. Wake up one morning with some money, they subject to go crazy y'know
[Verse 1:]
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo
About the pimping game, that you should know
But if you don't, it's alright
Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 years old
Straight pimp game I was told
My daddy sent me to a pimp school
In this man's world, you can't be no fool
If a pimp is what you wanna be
You're gonna have to learn pimpology
Pimpology: a pimp's profession
Can't be affected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized
Come to my school. Get pimpmotized
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history
Pimpin' game, you can learn
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never love a bitch or a ho
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool
Lesson 3:
Breaking a bitch. If she's poor, if she's rich
If your game is soft or hard
It shouldn't take long to break the broad
Lesson 4:
Keep your ho. It's the most important thing to know
Cause I pimp or die bitch. I'm like the Mack:
Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you just can't pimp
And the hoes keep treating you like a simp
I don't know what to say about you boys
You better go to the store and buy some toys
Cause you can't play this game
Pretty Tony: That nigga wanted the honey, all we wants is the money
Y'know, all bitches are the same, just like my hoes. I keep em' broke. Wake up one morning with some money, they subject to go crazy y'know
[Verse 1:]
I'm going to tell you a story in stereo
About the pimping game, that you should know
But if you don't, it's alright
Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was 3 years old
Straight pimp game I was told
My daddy sent me to a pimp school
In this man's world, you can't be no fool
If a pimp is what you wanna be
You're gonna have to learn pimpology
Pimpology: a pimp's profession
Can't be affected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized
Come to my school. Get pimpmotized
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history
Pimpin' game, you can learn
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never love a bitch or a ho
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool
Lesson 3:
Breaking a bitch. If she's poor, if she's rich
If your game is soft or hard
It shouldn't take long to break the broad
Lesson 4:
Keep your ho. It's the most important thing to know
Cause I pimp or die bitch. I'm like the Mack:
Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you just can't pimp
And the hoes keep treating you like a simp
I don't know what to say about you boys
You better go to the store and buy some toys
Cause you can't play this game
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