I’d Rather Charleston George Gershwin

(Verse)
[DICK]
I've seen for days that
You've got the ways that
Must be checked
In you I never can detect
The slightest signs of intellect
You're mad on dances
Think of the chances
You neglect
You never seem inclined
To use your mind
And it's quite plain to see
That I'm the brains of the family

(Chorus)
[DICK]
Take a lesson from me

[SUSIE]
I'd rather Charleston

[DICK]
Charleston?
Think of what you might be