Do You Swear to Tell the Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing but The Truth so Help Your Black Ass Amanda Palmer (Ft. Jason Webley & Sam Kulik)
When I was six years old my sister Alyson
Asked for a stove for her birthday
A miniature one you could actually cook with
And my mom was nice and she bought one
Alyson needed a reason to bake something
Barged in my room and she grabbed me
She said:
"I made a cake and we're going next door
To Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married"
The cake was burned
It tasted gross
She made me kiss him
On the mouth
Now I am 33
Unmarried happily
No plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way
I do kissing with only one mission
Do you like to kiss? Then you have my permission
And I've already spent too much time
Doing things I didn't want to
So if I just want to make out all the time
You can bet your black ass that I'm going to
Asked for a stove for her birthday
A miniature one you could actually cook with
And my mom was nice and she bought one
Alyson needed a reason to bake something
Barged in my room and she grabbed me
She said:
"I made a cake and we're going next door
To Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married"
The cake was burned
It tasted gross
She made me kiss him
On the mouth
Now I am 33
Unmarried happily
No plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way
I do kissing with only one mission
Do you like to kiss? Then you have my permission
And I've already spent too much time
Doing things I didn't want to
So if I just want to make out all the time
You can bet your black ass that I'm going to
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