The Rusty Cage Show Intro Song Rusty Cage

[Chorus]
It's The Rusty Cage Show
So tell all your friends
Where we can come together and the party never ends
It's The Rusty Cage Show
We'll have so much fun
We hate to keep you waiting
So be patient everyone
Our host is Rusty Cage
And he's really a hoot
And Emperor Lemon
Will be joining us too
It's The Rusty Cage Show
The Rusty Cage show
The show for everybody who has nowhere else to go
The Rusty Cage show
We hope you enjoy
'Cause life is really short and soon world will be destroyed

[Verse]
So don't dare stop watching 'cause we're here for a while
We'll make extra sure that you leave with a smile
You're gonna fucking smile
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la (So laughter)
Ha, ha, ha, ha