When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment Gilbert and Sullivan

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When a felon's not engaged in his employment -

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His employment,

[SERGEANT]
Or maturing his felonious little plans -

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Little plans,

[SERGEANT]
His capacity for innocent enjoyment -

[CHORUS OF POLICE]
'Cent enjoyment

[SERGEANT]
Is just as great as any honest man's -

[CHORUS OF POLICE]
Honest man's!

[SERGEANT]
Our feelings we with difficulty smother -