Rockstar Parody Bart Baker

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Post Malone]
I look like a homeless, drunk hillbilly
But, somehow, I am a rap star
I've got horribly bad gas
And my BO could kill you, it is so harsh
Messing with me? Pull you up to my teeth
Open up, be prepared to barf
I could destroy your entire block
By opening up both of my arms

[Verse 1: Post Malone]
Take a crap, don't wipe my ass
I'm starting saying there's no way I'll use Scott
This song stink, just like my toes
Ask me "take a shower", I'm like "hell naw"
All the dentists say that I'll lose my chops fo' sho'
If I don't cop floss
I live in a dumpster covered in flies
Found a dead rat in my mop top
I'm the most unlikely dude to ever make it in rap
A young, grody, nice, Jewish boy obsessed with Minecraft
Look like Jesus, but fat
I make racist, white people feel comfortable with trap rap
Hundred bitches in my trailer say that I need a bath
They all brought me some Axe