Infected Right Said Fred

Does this look infected to you?
I'm hoping you’ll know what to do
Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse
Does this look infected to you?

Does this look infected to you?
It must be the things that I do
I ain't feeling fab, won’t you give me a jab
Does this look infected to you?

Yes I know, I shouldn't put it about alfresco
I've got my brains in my trousers I know
It's got a mind of its own
I'm living the high life with too many low lives
Now I'm no medical man... but

Does this look infected to you?
I'm hoping you'll know what to do
Get me a nurse, cos I think it’s got worse
Does this look infected to you?

Does this look infected to you?
It must be thе things that I do
Give me a jab cos I ain’t feeling fab
Does this look infеcted to you?