Stepsisters’ Lament The Original Broadway Cast of Cinderella (Ft. Ann Harada & Marla Mindelle)

[CHARLOTTE]
Why would a fellow want a girl like her
A frail and fluffy beauty?
Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
A solid girl like me?

She’s a frothy little bubble
With a flimsy kind of charm
And with very little trouble
I could break her little arm!!

[LADY OF THE COURT]
Ow. Ow!

[CHARLOTTE]
Why would a fellow want a girl like her
So obviously unusual?
Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
A usual girl like me?

[A SECOND LADY OF THE COURT]
Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink

[CHARLOTTE]
But not any pinker than a rose is