The Ballad of Lemmiwinks DVDA

[Verse 1]
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told

[Chorus]
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

[Verse 2]
Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.

[Verse 3]
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now, and seal your fate

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

[Verse 4]
Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win