Bad Birthday Bash The Vandals

House all to myself
It was my birthday present
But the total wrack'n'ruin
Soon became apparent
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought it would be mellow
But boy was I wrong

I thought they'd played the cowboy song
I heard it on the radio
I thought it could be mellow
But how could I know
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought it would be mellow
But boy was I wrong

Asked to bring some friends
They walked in with mohawks
As the band began to play
They started to throw rocks
Now I thought that this was cool
'Til they threw me in the pool
The sofa must of missed me
Cause now it sits here with me