The Holly and the Ivy (Feral Pig and Cane Toad) Colin Buchanan

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[Verse 1]
The holly and the ivy
If they come up in your yard
Then go and get the Roundup
And hit the mongrels hard
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm, hm-hm

[Verse 2]
The feral pig and cane toad
Have a right to exist
But they don't fit our ecology
And make awful Christmas gifts
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la

[Verse 3]
The rabbit is a dreadful pest
And introduced, of course
But it makes a bonza Christmas dish
With gravy and plum sauce
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm, hm-hm

[Verse 4]
The privet and lantana
Are an absolute eyesore
And whoever introduced them
Has a lot to answer for
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la

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