I Should Have Worn a Condom Bart Baker (Ft. Ron Austar)

[Intro Skit: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO & Bart Baker as Angry Ex]
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless!
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless! (Music stops)
Where's my fucking child support ya homeless fuck!?!?
You got me pregnant, gave me every disease in the book, and I haven't seen a dime from your sorry ass!!!!!!
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?!?

[Intro: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

[Verse 1: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
I’m a dirty, old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my dick in my hand and headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole!)
It don’t matter what you look like as long as you’re asleep with me
All the girls get mad when I give them my STDs

[Chorus: Ron Austar as LMFAO]
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms