In Spite of Ourselves Viagra Boys (Ft. Amy Taylor)

[Verse 1]
She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny

[Chorus]
She's my baby, I'm her honey
She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go

[Verse 2]
He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday
I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen

[Chorus]
He's my baby, I'm his honey
He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go

[Verse 3]
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs