[Verse 1]
Born the year of the Chia Pet
Blondes were in but I'm brunette
Vietnam and Donkey Kong
I was busy getting high with Cheech and Chong
Not exactly what you call book smart
But I had talent that set me apart
Had a plan to make it big
But the band bellied up, gave me the slip
[Verse 2]
Left my head in a storage bin
Nunchucks, sit and spin
Lunch box with the face of Chuck Norris
Laughing smoke trout I got from aunt Dolores
Shadow of who I used to be
From plot twists and enemies
Movers, shakers, dime a dozen fakers
Dumb luck never rubbed off on me
[Refrain]
(Uh, huh, huh, huh)
Airhead, circle in a square peg
(Uh, huh, huh, huh)
Train wreck going off the deep end
Born the year of the Chia Pet
Blondes were in but I'm brunette
Vietnam and Donkey Kong
I was busy getting high with Cheech and Chong
Not exactly what you call book smart
But I had talent that set me apart
Had a plan to make it big
But the band bellied up, gave me the slip
[Verse 2]
Left my head in a storage bin
Nunchucks, sit and spin
Lunch box with the face of Chuck Norris
Laughing smoke trout I got from aunt Dolores
Shadow of who I used to be
From plot twists and enemies
Movers, shakers, dime a dozen fakers
Dumb luck never rubbed off on me
[Refrain]
(Uh, huh, huh, huh)
Airhead, circle in a square peg
(Uh, huh, huh, huh)
Train wreck going off the deep end
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