The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy 7 Starbomb

[Intro: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Hello, and welcome to Talking Video Games
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Today's subject is games with simple plots
I'd like to welcome our guests
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game?
Yes, hello, my name is Pac-Man and I eat dots and fruit
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My name's Donkey Kong. I throw barrels at a guy
*clapping*
Hi, I'm Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7
My game's plot is pretty simple
It goes like this:

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson]
I was a mercenary working for the Avalanche gang
Awesome eco-terrorists who you'd probably wanna bang
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
That's Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home
Anyway, I met a girl inside the Midgar zone
Her name was Aerith and I soon became her bodyguard
She knew how to work a staff, and she made my body hard

[Chorus: Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson]
Okay Cloud, this is getting complex
So we're gonna move on to one of our other guests
I knew that Aerith was a Cetra
Excuse me I was singing
She could lead us to a promised land where energy was springing