Conventioneers Barenaked Ladies

[Verse 1]
You walked into the room and the whole place stopped to notice
Standing next to you, I feel hopeless and you know this
I've never been ashamed of my attraction
I'd be happy if you gave me just a fraction
As we danced, I could see in your eyes
You and me as senior citizens in love

[Verse 2]
I followed your perfume out away from all the rabble
Right up to your room for a drink and travel Scrabble
You, stationed in the warm glow of the TV
Too patient as I'm playing L¹O¹V⁴E¹
And we laugh, and we laugh, and we laugh
And we have to or we'll end up in the bath

[Verse 3]
Now we're in the bath, I'm already thinking marriage
I know that in the past it was something I'd disparage
You turned down all the lights, I lit the candles
We rolled around in robes and hotel sandals
Then you slept, and I dressed, and I left
And I guess I'll see you Monday like before

[Bridge]
Before all the fireworks exploded
Our conversations were so loaded, innuendo flying
Now what can we say?
"Have a nice day" "Looks like rain today"
"What'd you say?" "Doesn't matter anyway"