[Intro: Gabe Newell, Ellen McLain]
Is this what you've been waiting for?
Say "One, two, and four"!
(You're bound to count to one, two)
(You're bound to count to one, two)
(You're bound to count to one, two)
(Guess what comes after)

[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
Hi again, I'm Gabe N
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
And a handsome man!
Your grandfather used to blather
'Bout him a thousand years ago
Wasn't easy, keeping busy
Every season brings another reason not to make a game!
Oh, why bother, just another
Wasted day in studio

[Verse 2: The Stupendium]
I had it all but tried new things, true
It didn't get us very far
Between controllers and machines, you
Still picked a rusty old crowbar!
Nobody sees beyond my charming self
A soul that’s never truly free
So, just for oncе, forget the summer salе
And give it up for Half-Life... Alyx
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