Normalize The Bulge Dylan Mulvaney

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[Spoken Intro]
Day 74 being a girl
Round of Applause for the makeup
And I wore this outfit shopping today
And I thought
That these might be my new shopping shorts
But I was walking around
And everyone was staring and I was like
"Oh okay what's going on" and they were all staring
Directly at my crotch and I went
"Oh I forgot that my crotch doesn't look like
Other women's crotches sometimes because
Mine doesn't look like a little Barbie pocket"
And I thought okay Dylan you have some Options here
Number one you can stop wearing clothes that fit like this
And just find looser fitting items
Number two I can do a tuck
Which is going to have to be a whole other video
But it's very painful and involved of a
Or number three I just normalize it
And I wear clothes like this
And we all just normalize women having bulges sometimes
Because we're coming up on bikini season

[Chorus]
Normalize the bulge
We are normalizing the bulge