It Ain’t Necessarily So Hugh Laurie

It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The things that you're liable
To read in the Bible
It ain't necessarily so

Now david was small but oh my
Little David was small but oh my
He fought big Goliath
Who lay down and dieth
Little David was small but oh my

Moses was found on a stream
Moses was found in a stream
From that bubbling brook
He was pulled with a hook
Yeah, Old Pharaoh's daughter she's a dream

To get into heaven
Don't snap for a second
Live clean don't have no faults
I take the gospel
Whenever it's possible
But always with a grain of salt

Methuselah lived 900 years
Methuselah lived 900 years
But who calls that livin'
When no gal will give in
To one man who's 900 years