Flag Roast Zach Sherwin
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[INTRO]
It's a flag roast, I'm gonna roast some flags
And I don't want to show off, boast, or brag
But you know I've got the devastating gags and jokes
I'm getting agro; It's a flag roast
I mean I murder flags when I put 'em on blast
All surviving flags should be at half mast
Show me any flag and that flag's toast
Listen close, it's a flag roast
[ISLE OF MAN]
I verbally defile banners in a highly vile manner
Hey, Isle of Man, I demand some answers
Why's your logo so bizarre?
Three disembodied legs fused into a ninja throwing star?
Don't get me wrong though, your self-esteem should be strong
You came up with the three-strap thong
And of all the world's flags yours is top of the list
In terms of the amount of crotch it depicts
[BHUTAN; WALES]
Here's Bhutan, I want to commend them
Congrats guys, you really nailed it on the emblem
The symbol of your heritage and glory?
Falcor, the Luck Dragon from the NeverEnding Story
C'mon, I'm just goofing Bhutansters
That dragon on your flag is the scariest of monsters
Although, he looks pretty frail and he fails
When you weigh him on the scales against this bad ass from Whales
It's a flag roast, I'm gonna roast some flags
And I don't want to show off, boast, or brag
But you know I've got the devastating gags and jokes
I'm getting agro; It's a flag roast
I mean I murder flags when I put 'em on blast
All surviving flags should be at half mast
Show me any flag and that flag's toast
Listen close, it's a flag roast
[ISLE OF MAN]
I verbally defile banners in a highly vile manner
Hey, Isle of Man, I demand some answers
Why's your logo so bizarre?
Three disembodied legs fused into a ninja throwing star?
Don't get me wrong though, your self-esteem should be strong
You came up with the three-strap thong
And of all the world's flags yours is top of the list
In terms of the amount of crotch it depicts
[BHUTAN; WALES]
Here's Bhutan, I want to commend them
Congrats guys, you really nailed it on the emblem
The symbol of your heritage and glory?
Falcor, the Luck Dragon from the NeverEnding Story
C'mon, I'm just goofing Bhutansters
That dragon on your flag is the scariest of monsters
Although, he looks pretty frail and he fails
When you weigh him on the scales against this bad ass from Whales
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