The Usos vs. The New Day - Smackdown Rap Battle 2017 WWE (Ft. Big E (WWE), Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Kofi Kingston, Wale & Xavier Woods)
[Round 1: The New Day's Big E & (Wale)]
Both of y'all eat off the table we set
Before The New Day existed, dark matches and pre-shows is all you'd get
(Whoa. Now he just– whoa. Okay, a'ight, okay, okay)
So say thanks to the cats who let you mice eat more than crumbs
We should call you Chuck E. Cheeks – Chuck E. Cheeks? – 'cause you're bums!
And speaking of butts, say hi to your pops
(Rikishi?)
'Cause even Rikishi knows: New Day rocks!
[Interlude: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso & (Wale)]
(Remember, keep it clean, though, 'cause I see how you lookin' over there)
Yeah, okay
(What you got, Uce?)
Oh, we gon' get 'em!
I say this
[Round 1: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, both, & (Wale)]
The Usos, The New Day, in a rap-off, I was like, "It can't be"
What the hell they gon' talk about, Uce?
I don't know, unicorns and stampedes
What we gon' talk about, Uce?
Big E's double Ds, how you look like Whoopi
And how you say you 5'5, but you really 5'3
We'll talk about that later
We'll talk about that later
We'll talk about it later
We'll talk about that later
Ayy, hold it down
Ayy, we'll talk about that later
But right now, welcome to the Uso Penitentiary
(I ain't gon' lie–)
Big E, you so predictable, I knew you was gon' talk about Rikishi
Hey, everybody know who our pops is, but do they know about yours, E?
Nope! Our pops' booty made millions; what about yours, E?
I mean, damn, bro, is that supposed to be a chest or a breast, bro?
Is it supposed to be real or silicone?
I mean, we done asked everybody all around the world and they still don't know!
Yeah
Ayy, Big E, let's just keep it PG; you know what's good
Just don't get all rated-R like your boy Xavier Woods
(What's happening? Something's happening. Yo, yo, yo. Don, Don, Don, Demarco! Stop 'eet. Stop 'eet. Oh, stop 'eet. Nah, it's not over, though. It ain't over. You gotta let–)
I said, I said, Big E, let's just keep it PG; you know what's good
Let's just not get all rated-R like your boy Xavier Woods
Bar!
(You can't– I don't know about this–)
If you don't already know, it ain't paranoia; it's the Usos, round one
You got it, let's go
Both of y'all eat off the table we set
Before The New Day existed, dark matches and pre-shows is all you'd get
(Whoa. Now he just– whoa. Okay, a'ight, okay, okay)
So say thanks to the cats who let you mice eat more than crumbs
We should call you Chuck E. Cheeks – Chuck E. Cheeks? – 'cause you're bums!
And speaking of butts, say hi to your pops
(Rikishi?)
'Cause even Rikishi knows: New Day rocks!
[Interlude: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso & (Wale)]
(Remember, keep it clean, though, 'cause I see how you lookin' over there)
Yeah, okay
(What you got, Uce?)
Oh, we gon' get 'em!
I say this
[Round 1: Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, both, & (Wale)]
The Usos, The New Day, in a rap-off, I was like, "It can't be"
What the hell they gon' talk about, Uce?
I don't know, unicorns and stampedes
What we gon' talk about, Uce?
Big E's double Ds, how you look like Whoopi
And how you say you 5'5, but you really 5'3
We'll talk about that later
We'll talk about that later
We'll talk about it later
We'll talk about that later
Ayy, hold it down
Ayy, we'll talk about that later
But right now, welcome to the Uso Penitentiary
(I ain't gon' lie–)
Big E, you so predictable, I knew you was gon' talk about Rikishi
Hey, everybody know who our pops is, but do they know about yours, E?
Nope! Our pops' booty made millions; what about yours, E?
I mean, damn, bro, is that supposed to be a chest or a breast, bro?
Is it supposed to be real or silicone?
I mean, we done asked everybody all around the world and they still don't know!
Yeah
Ayy, Big E, let's just keep it PG; you know what's good
Just don't get all rated-R like your boy Xavier Woods
(What's happening? Something's happening. Yo, yo, yo. Don, Don, Don, Demarco! Stop 'eet. Stop 'eet. Oh, stop 'eet. Nah, it's not over, though. It ain't over. You gotta let–)
I said, I said, Big E, let's just keep it PG; you know what's good
Let's just not get all rated-R like your boy Xavier Woods
Bar!
(You can't– I don't know about this–)
If you don't already know, it ain't paranoia; it's the Usos, round one
You got it, let's go
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