John McClane Say Anything (Ft. Chris Conley & Matt Pryor)

[Keyboard Intro]

[Verse 1: Max Bemis]
Tiny man, chubby man
A trembling, scruffy, lazy man
Sculpting with my puffy hands
An idol to my pride's demands
Tonight, a need to be redeemed
I'm in the nude, inhaling ice cream
Talking to my dogs

[Pre-Chorus 1: Max Bemis]
See something I can believe in
It's just the jolt that I'm needing
Chew at the seam of this fracture
It's just the freedom I'm after
One night I'll fail to remember
One night apart from my gender
No phallic need for ambition
Help me escape from this kitchen

[Chorus: Max Bemis]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I taste it